Twitter is NOT real.

Posted by: mandibone on: March 23, 2010

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As I was sitting in the preschool pick up line. A another mother came up to talk. This mother is one of those mothers that one up you on everything. I try to avoid her. She doesn’t want conversation she wants brag. So I roll down my window to see what wonderful thing her daughter did now. She asked me who I texted all the time while in line. I told her it was Twitter.  She goes on how the people on twitter are not real.  They are men posing as women. Now I have met some of my twitter friends in real life. I didn’t think they had a penis but I will now check for one when I feel them up.

 Of course I couldn’t explain to her the wonderful friendships I have found,the late night silly talks we have shared,how I have seen a whole group of people help a friend who has had a stoke http://www.hope4peyton.org/  ,or rejoice over a new baby http://thespohrsaremultiplying.com/ I couldn’t tell her of how I know that there are days that twitter has made me feel less alone. I didn’t tell her how I am going to NYC just to hang out with my twitter friends.

She told me the truth. All of you have a penis. So I do not know what this means for my guy friends on twitter. Maybe they are the girls.